wow i really got around on the second day of school
i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything
…I don’t even drink alcohol
i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music
i don’t even have her number????????????
[incontrollable noises of want]
The Promised Land
I would give limbs
By far the best scene of Everybody Hates Chris.
*brings plastic knife to a gang fight*
Brittle, cheap plastic knives are actually pretty great weapons if you file the end down to a point, you can stab someone and then torque your wrist to shatter the plastic blade inside the wound. It’s pretty effective if you do it near a joint or in the gut as those places move a lot and cause the broken shards to shift around.
oh my god
IT EVEN FOILS
i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct
all. fucking. correct.
DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(
HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!
oh my god
i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now